my Lasik Surgery

Hari Beli Sayur Dengan Ibu Kesayangan saya

Pada pagi hari ini, emak saya bangunkan saya pada awal pagi untuk teman dia pergi pasar. Semasa dia membanguni saya, saya sedang buat mimpi sama duit seratus ribu jatuh depan pintu rumah dan saya sedang masak dengan guna duit kertas sebagai arang batu.

Setelah saya gosok gigi tanpa cuci muka dan tukar baju, kami pun bertolak dengan guna kereta saya, Proton Wira. Sebenarnya saya nak bawa kereta kesayangan saya Ferrari Dino, tetapi emak saya cakap kami harus keep it low profile, terpaksalah saya bawa kereta ini yang hanya 3tahun lebih muda daripada saya.

Apabila kami telah tiba pasar yang dekat bus stop depan KFC yang bersebelah dengan Astaka shopping center yang dimiliki oleh adik Boss Leong Huat yang itu kilang jual daging ayam yang supply daging ayam kepada KFC outlet di seluruh Johor according to my emak, long story short, saya meletakkan kereta saya di tengah jalan raya yang sibuk LIKE A BOSS.

Selepas meletakkan kereta saya, saya pun ikut mak saya pergi beli ikan. Semua ikan-ikan yang dijual di pasar sangat segar, sesegar tahi kucing jiran saya. Kami telah membeli ikan kamong yang sebesar tapak kaki, dan bebola ikan yang sebulat macam telur. Saya pun tak tau kenapa saya cakap bebola ikan itu sebulat macam telur kerana telur tu shape Oval bukan Round, but since semua orang suka cakap benda sebulat telur so saya ikut jerr.

Habis beli ikan, kami menuju ke gerai jual taugeh, sebenarnya saya pun tak berapa pasti dengan ejaan taugeh so saya type ikut cara saya pronounce it. Kalo salah beritahu so saya boleh buat pembetulan sebanyak 100kali. BALIK KEPADA CERITA ( back to the story), selepas emak saya pilih taugeh dan tauhu ( taufu yang sangat licin and smooth semacam tau fu fa but this one takda taste punya kena masak sama oyster sauce baru sedap), kami pun cabut ke gerai yang seterusnya kerana semasa mak saya bayar duit saya telah buat silap mata dan tukarkan duit sebenar dengan duit Saidina so saya boleh guna duit tersebut untuk beli iPad2 and Nintendo 3DS.

Dalam masa 2jam lebih.. okay la only 10minutes lepak di gerai sayur yang owner tu kawan mak saya dan mak saya sembang sama dia, saya telah menghapuskan 30 monsters dalam imaginasi saya. Apa boleh buat? Saya dah malas nak dengar gossip auntie-auntie.

Ini la cerita saya teman mak saya beli sayur. Sebelum balik ke rumah mak saya belanja saya makan sarapan yg tidak sedap dan buat saya nak muntah punya.

Saya sangat gembira dah harap lain kali mak akan bawa saya untuk beli sayur lagi. Saya juga berharap bahawa masa itu saya boleh beli ayam yang sebesar size Barney. Sekian Terima Kasih dan jumpa lagi.

new age CNY song

*Insert Your Name here only if u want to be the next Rebecca Black* Red

CNY

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstair

Gotta wash my hand, gotta have mandarin orange

Seein' everything, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, NO ONE IS RUSHING

Gotta get down to the LIVING ROOM

Gotta get in my car, I see my mummy (and your daddy too)

Mummy show the angpow

Daddy show the angpow

Gotta make my mind up

Which angpow can I take?

It's CNY, CNY

Gotta get down on CNY

Everybody's lookin' forward to the angpau, angpau

New Year, New Year

Gettin' down on CNY

Everybody's lookin' forward to the angpau

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

eat junk food drink KOK FA (Yeah)

Fat,fat,fat,fat

Lookin' forward to GAIN MORE WEIGHT

Today is CNY, yesterday WAS CNY EVE, and Chap goh mei come afterwardssss... I DONT WANT CNY TO END

She-Ouw E-U The Pic-cture

My current fingernail color CHUN KAN

So small, read what

Bring Me The Horizon - "Blessed With A Curse"

StormTroopers at Lot 10

Been listening to Air lately... i don't know what's on earth is going on, my eyes staring at the iTunes Player, i know the song is playing, but i heard nothing... Well theres noise, but i'm not enjoy it, neither do metal nor dubstep.

i am getting numb, i guess its because my life is so dull i have no life. all my assignments are done, and i am asking for more assignment from my dad because i am trying to distracting myself from this think-too-much-lead-to-emo-and-want-to-die situation.

ahhhh, i shouldn't complaint so much, some of them are so busy and tired because of their internship, i should be glad and do something to so called " upgrading" myself. Ya i did, by reading all the Chinese Romances Novels all over again. Then i hv the thought to write a Sci-fi novel, in Chinese of course. And then i realized my Chinese aint that good as before, as i forgot a lot of words... Then i throw the novels away, and read the comic book. There you go again, i want to be an artist, but then i don't know nothing about these things.

Anyway, i am not totally slacking, i did work, but i work TOO FAST and all my job that supposed to be done in a week i finish it in 2 days, thats why i am slacking now, blogging. Ehem, im quite productive actually.

Getting my surgery done this Saturday, hope that its can be successful with no any effects.

I am so lazy and emo so thats all for today, perhaps another post again later HAHAHA.

Olla Testingo

am i really that ugly and unattractive?

am i really that ugly and unattractive?

Radiohead - Lotus Flower

You know that thing always go against your will

You know that there's no point to hold on

But you just can't help and begging for the miracle

which is impossible, on top of it, NO FREAKING WAY to make it happen.

Life isn't fair

Some people can get anything they want while sitting on the couch and eating cereal like Rebecca Black

Some people work their ass off but what they get is disappointment, disapprove, regret and all the negative shits.

Life isn't fair.

Some people born in rich family,

They didn't know whats about life,

What they care is about the next fall designer bag

Some people born in poor family,

They didn't get to know how the feel

Of eat so full the stomach almost burst.

What they care is about their bill and next meal.

Life isn't fair.

Some people tend to hurts others feeling,

Because they know they are like the pop-star

"You don't like me? Fine,

i can get someone better to replace you."

Some people get hurts by someones they care.

They work so hard to help everyones,

End up when they need the help,

People giving lame excuses.

Life isn't fair.

You thought that if you like someone long enough,

they will noticing you

Appreciate

Love

Care about you

You thought that if you change yourself for them

They will be so thankful

Happy

and Glad for you.

But actually they,

or the specific someone,

They dont give a shit about you.

They dont give a F about you.

You are like Nothing to them.

With or without you,

Life still goes on.

Life isn't fair.

Its can never be fair for everyone anyone.

You get the best life in the world,

but you are actually empty inside.

Talk about my internship aka my HOLIDAY.

Well, its seriously effin boring. Basically i just spend my 12hrs in front of PC for NOTHING except stalking Youtube Trolling Stalking thats it.

bored to the core sial.

what would happen if i tell my mum i want to get this?

and this?

and i feels like stretching my earlobe but i'm scared. Oh well.

everything back to the beginning, OVER and OVER again....

Its never ends.

有时候事情就是这样，你要他，他不要你，理都不理你。

无论你怎么尝试，怎么努力的想要变成他喜欢的样子都好，你还是比不上人家的一条毛，一根手指。

哭干眼泪了，心通的快死了。

他会在乎吗？

他会痛吗？

不会。

又到了这个是时候。

一个字：　干。

IDGAF

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH PROBABLY ONE OF THE BADDEST DAY I EVER HAD ALL THESE WEEKS FORK FORK FORK.