The Difference between Pirated CD and Original CD ( I mean album actually, but CD sound more… You know, better for me LOL XD )
Let’s say you like Ne-Yo
Original CD
Go music valley or maybe Popular
“wow, nice album cover”
Paid 39.90
You put your new buy CD into the cheapalak CD player
“ eeeeeeeee…………kkkkkkkkkkkkk…………………” U heard the CD is torturing by the CD player and you can feel that your pocket is bleeding and your heart is crying.
So you force stop the CD player, and restart again.
Try one more time.
Maybe this time you get lucky and your CD player is running.
~Intro
~Music start
~ la la la~~~~
KKKKKKKKKKKKK………………EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………..EKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Omg the CD player is JAMMED!!!!
So this time you learned your lesson, buy a better CD player, Sony or whatever it is...
CD in
Intro
Keep listening.
AWESOME.
Keep listen
Keep listening
And the CD scratched.
Maybe you luckily to have a brilliant mum who teach you to wipe the CD with some kinda liquid that smell like car wax
Like I said, if u lucky
Then you can keep listen the same CD
Okay I will just stop at here, I am getting boring.
Pirated CD
“Eh Boss got Ne-Yo CD or not? “
“ THERE”
Ne-Yi
U ask yourself
“Who the hell is Ne-yi, and who the fx is this black dude?”
NVM, u tell yourself.
You pay 5 bucks for this CD
You put your CD in the SONY CD player or home theater system or whatever it is
NOW LOADING
LOADING
Error
You will curse in your heart
And you decide to get yourself a 99 ringgits DVD player
Put the CD in
Loading
Music start
La la la~~~
La~~~
(WTF) LA LA LA~
LA LA LA~~ (@#$)
( apparently there is some kinda technical problem when they burn the CD or the cheap recording thingy )
Ignore it because you only pay 5 ringgit
Listen
Listen
Listen
Kaboom!!!!!
Awesome man your CD just decided to kill itself and bring the DVD player along!
Don’t worries I am just kidding.
So after you listen the CD, you find it cool
And u decided to bring it to your car and play with your car CD player
Loading
Loading
Loading
ERROR
LOADING
LOADING
LOADING
NO DATA
AND YOUR CD GET STUCK, YOUR CD PLAYER IS JAMMED
AND YOU CANT EVEN LISTEN TO HITZ.FM!
I am serious .
( actually I can’t even remember how Ne-yo look like, I always thought Ne-Yo is Chris Brown hahaha )
( But I like No Air ) XD
Chill la I am just being RANDOM, is that any problem?
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